Pappu: Chuhe Marne Ki Davai Dena Dukandar: Ghar Le Kar Jaani Hai? Pappu: Nahin Chuhe Sath Lekar Aaya Hu Idhar Hi Khilaunga
Ek Sexy Ladki Ne Pappu Ko Awaz Lagai O Bhai Jaan Kripya Suniye To Jara... Pappu: O Heroine Pahle Fansla Kar Bhai Ya Jaan Confuse Kyon Kar Rahi Hai
Ladki: Ab Tum Chaho To Mera Richarj Mat Karwana Pappu: Kyon Kya Koi Naukari Lag Gai? Ladki: Nahin Naya Bofrend Mil Gaya
Pappu Ek Din Sharab Pikar Ghar Aaya Aur Apane Pita Se Bachne Ke Liye Laptop Khol Ke Baith Gaya; Santa: Pi Ke Aaya Hai Kya? Pappu: Nahi Pita Ji; Santa: To Haramkhor Sutakes Khol Ke Kyon Baitha Hain!
Santa Pappu Ko Dantate Hue "Pani Sar Se Uncha Hota Ja Raha Hai" Andar Se Jito Jo Bathrum Men Tab Men Naha Rahi Thi Boli "Ji Tum Kahan Se Dekh Rahe Ho? Darvaja To Band Hai"